SHEESH! It's been a loooong time.
StuckMy sincerest apologies
--BMJ
To-do ListDear Diary, Lately, I’ve been noticing that I’ve been slacking off on my duties, due to an inability to remember what they all are. I read this suggestion in a puny human women’s magazine, and I have decided to put it into action. The items that follow are a “To-Do List” that—if I don’t lose you, diary—I can refer back to later, when I go blank on my next destructive task.To-do List
To-do List:
• Cause destruction of human race (see the rest of the list) • Pick up dry-cleaning (trenchcoat and galoshes) • Purchase plasma grenades—use
The Going StrongThe Going StrongThe Going Strong
As the man sitting at the counter swirled the contents of his cup and reflected on what just occurred, he realized just how tired his old bones were. His faded brown jacket pressed down on him with the weight of his thoughts and his wisp of white hair lay frail and still over his throbbing mind. Not even a long sip of warm coffee could break the cold spell darkening his mood. The strangely ironic curved letterings on the sign over the door reading The Going Strong had angered him enough to make him go inside for a drink. The stool groaned of age as he shifted his weight and raised his hand for another
Freedom Long Awaited“Freedom Long Awaited”Freedom Long Awaited
It was one of those nights. The ones where you sit up at night wondering how you got into this mess. Trying to figure out where you come up with half the crazy ideas you get anyway. But look at you, trapped in a dungeon cell deep underground in musty rags with a beard down to your waist because of a single act of foolishness. See where your ideas get you? As I paced the dusty and cold stone floor, I briefly wondered if it really were night outside. It at least felt like night. The screams pounding the walls from the torture chamber down the hall were enough to keep me awake, even without t
When You Have the NeedWhen You Have the NeedWhen You Have the Need
When things are looking bad And can't possibly get worse, Just find yourself a quiet place And read aloud this verse.
Although the sun is set by night, It's risen again at dawn. And with it comes the light And all the darkness will be gone. The pain may leave you broken and your senses feeling numb, but after all the bad things better times are sure to come.
And so says I unto my friend, for when you have the need, I hope this little poem lifts your spirits high indeed.
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"Quick, Canada! Use Invisibility!"
*Not effective! 'Invisibility' already in effect!*
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"Quick, Canada! Use Invisibility!"
*Not effective! 'Invisibility' already in effect!*
Hi.
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"Quick, Canada! Use Invisibility!"
*Not effective! 'Invisibility' already in effect!*
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And your point is?
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And your point is?
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And your point is?
You're online right now, but I don't know if you'll get the message.
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And your point is?
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And your point is?
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And your point is?
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